Friday, July 01, 2005
Mille papaveri rossi
A British, an American and an Iraqi minister died. They all went to hell.
The Brit said: 'I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there...'
He called and talked for about 5 minutes.
Then he said: 'Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???
The devil: 'Five million dollars.'
'Five million dollars!!!'
He paid him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The American was soo jealous, he started screaming: 'Me too! I wanna call the United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too.'
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: 'Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???
The devil goes: 'Ten million dollars.'
'Ten million dollars!!!!!'
But he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The Iraqi was soooo extremely jealous too...
He started screaming and screaming: 'I wanna call Iraq too! I wanna see how everybody is doing there too! I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputies! I wanna talk to everybody...'
He called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said: 'Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call????'
The devil goes: 'One dollar.'
'Huhh??!!?! Only one dollar??!!?!!?'
The devil: 'Yes, well, from hell to hell, it's local!!'
(tnx B for the laugh :) ¶ Friday, July 01, 2005
The Brit said: 'I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there...'
He called and talked for about 5 minutes.
Then he said: 'Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???
The devil: 'Five million dollars.'
'Five million dollars!!!'
He paid him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The American was soo jealous, he started screaming: 'Me too! I wanna call the United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too.'
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: 'Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???
The devil goes: 'Ten million dollars.'
'Ten million dollars!!!!!'
But he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The Iraqi was soooo extremely jealous too...
He started screaming and screaming: 'I wanna call Iraq too! I wanna see how everybody is doing there too! I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputies! I wanna talk to everybody...'
He called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said: 'Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call????'
The devil goes: 'One dollar.'
'Huhh??!!?! Only one dollar??!!?!!?'
The devil: 'Yes, well, from hell to hell, it's local!!'
(tnx B for the laugh :) ¶ Friday, July 01, 2005
